How sergio perez banked us $1000

On a beautiful night in Bahrain, just about everyone and their left nut, was rooting for the golden boy George Russell to take P1. Almost everyone. Per usual, Sasha Boys said fuck that. With our in-depth, high-quality calculations, we were able to determine the winner of the race before it was even lights out.

At +3300 odds, and 190 starts without a win, it was obvious to us Checo Perez was going to be bringing home the Sakhir Grand Prix. So, we threw $30 at big Sergio to take P1. As you would suspect, after turn three, things quickly went to shit. Leclerc threw himself into the Mexican and at that point it looked like our bet had already got up and walked out. Not to mention, George Russell was already a mile ahead, putting the rest of the grid to shame. But, the F1 Gods were looking down on Sasha today, and absolutely kissed us right on the forehead. Like Jesus on the third day, Perez just seemed to rise from the dead. From the absolute gates of hell, Checo began picking off driver after driver, and on a day where Max and Charles already bailed out, the only people who you really felt would stop him were the Mercs. In reality, everyone thought the race was over, for fuck sake Russell was 8.5 seconds ahead of Bottas.

But, Mercedes absolutely shit themselves in the pits. They had multiple tire mix ups, boxed more than Amazon, and really just opened the gate up for our boy Sergio to slide into P1. However, I have to admit, when Checo was P1 and Russell was P2, things did not look great for the bet, but we had one final blessing as unfortunately (fortunately) George picked up a puncture causing him to box again! At that point, our dicks were rock solid. We knew our calculations were absolutely bang on. Checo cruised his way into P1 over the last few laps, and our $30 investment quickly became $1000. Wall Street what are you saying? Berkshire doesn’t even have +3300 returns.

All in all, I did feel a bit bad for Russell today, however wiping my tears with $100 bills certainly helped get over that feeling. Needless to say, going forward into Abu Dhabi and all of the F1 2021 season, you’re going to want to follow Sasha’s Bets. The boys just know where the money’s at. So, we welcome you all to come get rich with us. VAMOS CHECOOOOO!